Anonymous found himself in what the walking dead would consider an awkward situation, but one which he sees an opportunity to leverage into love.
Need game advice. Buying condoms. Cashier is very cute hard 8. Buying only condoms because I have a sex life and do, in fact, need them. But could always use more plates. I’m 40; she’s 26.
What is my funny opener to the sales clerk ringing up my condoms?
Store is nearly empty. Would be easy to chat her up. Ask her to come help me try them out? Just say “come get coffee with me on your break”? Also I live 3 minutes from here. She’d get the benefit of three orgasms if she’s lucky enough to come with me to my pad.
While not a scenario most men would encounter frequently, and deciding not worth analyzing for its seduction potential, it is amusing and…
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