A reader needs game advice, stat. Time is of the essence, so think hard and think fast, like you would have to do if you were in the reader’s shoes right now.
At the coffee shop there’s a cute girl in line waiting for her drink. She’s wearing daisy dukes with red tights underneath; she has a yoga mat and a big black purse that would comfortably fit a bowling ball. Her back is turned but we’re standing close; she does two very subtle periphery glances – a short one and a longer one lasting about 5 seconds – I am unapologetically checking her out and she knows it. If there was any doubt, she sets her bag down on the floor in front of the bar and bends over in front of me. Then she sits down just to the left of the bar with her back still turned…
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